Someone once said they would go out tonight but they haven’t got a stitch to wear, and I’m feeling that way after watching Whip It: in need of clothes and a destination.
Having seen it, I’m predictably fascinated by roller derby, awed by Juliette Lewis, and delighted with Drew Barrymore and Kristin Wiig. I’m all-around pretty [...]
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Introducing the Female Flight of the Conchords: Garfunkel and Oates
Posted in Lady Parts, Restoratives, Spectacles, tagged flight of the conchords, Garfunkel and Oates on September 29, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Well, damn. Riki Lindhome and Kate Micucci, how did I not know about y’all till now? They’re not Bret and Jemaine yet, but it’s just a matter of time before they do their own version of “Mermaids.”
When Parties Take a Turn for the Douche: A jewel complete with Axe body spray, Margaret Sanger and John [...]
Open Secrets, Indeed
Posted in Booooks, Lady Parts, Uncategorized, tagged Alice Munro, Lorrie Moore on September 20, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Dear M.,
I haven’t read Open Secrets, but am puttering through The Lives of Girls and Women. I picked it up specifically because it is The Munro’s only novel, and I want to see why she never returned to the form.
The NPR interview with Lorrie Moore sounds horrid, but worth the quote about Iraq. That moment [...]
The Duggars and Casanova
Posted in Booooks, Lady Parts, tagged Casanova, History of Contraception, let no drop reach me, making babies, Miscellany, Norman E. Himes, not making babies, The Duggars on September 8, 2009 | 2 Comments »
Dear Millicent,
In honor of the Duggars’ announcement of expecting their 19th child, I offer some of the interesting tidbits I have gathered while reading Medical History of Contraception by Norman E. Himes. I got the book while on a lark at the public library, and have enjoyed it immensely. I have no idea how sound [...]
Odd Saints: Daisy Steiner (a la Jessica Hynes)
Posted in Lady Parts, Odd Saints, tagged british humor, funny women, hulu wonders, Jessica Hynes, Just like us!, Peep Show, Spaced on August 19, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Dear Millicent,
As a Hulu wonder, I have discovered the Simon Pegg/Jessica Hynes vehicle Spaced. In doing so, I think I may have found a female equivalent of Jez from Peep Show. Here, both roommates (Pegg and Hynes) are Jez, but it is a special delight to see the female character take hold. She is ambitious, [...]
My So-Called Freak: Angela Chase, Lindsay Weir, Voiceover and Voiceunder
Posted in Lady Parts, Movies, tagged Angela Chase, Apatow, Freaks and Geeks, Lindsay Weir, My So-Called Life, Seth Rogen, Show don't Tell, the concept of smiling on July 20, 2009 | 4 Comments »
Hullo darlin’,
Were the Funny People poster-people fabrics, Leslie Mann would be cotton, Sandler pleats and Rogen polyester: shiny and smooth even where we want and expect wrinkles. (That shot of him is a bit cetaceous, no? Like he’s looking forward to spinning a multi-colored ball on the tip of his nose to make it all [...]
Safe Sex
Posted in Lady Parts, tagged british humor, comedy, expectations of sex, Now We Know, Saunders and French on June 6, 2009 | 2 Comments »
Perhaps the next installment in our “Now We Know” series:
Also, both of their hair reminds me of those pastel decals that are sometimes on strip mall beauty shop windows. The 80s or early 90s?
If There’s a Tiger…I Give
Posted in Lady Parts, Movies, Uncategorized, tagged bromance, I Love You Man, Spring Breakdown, The Hangover, women and film, Zach Galifianakis on June 6, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Dear Millicent,
Kudos on your garbage! Yellow gingham and wicker: so cheery, so kempt! Also, THANK YOU for the spectacle of costuming featured below. That green boob flash is one of those moments when I realize that, like storytelling, there maybe a finite number of ways to cut a cloth, but also an infinite chance of [...]
Star Trek: Mudd’s Women
Posted in Lady Parts, Spectacles, Uncategorized, tagged fakery, Fashion tips, makeup, mind over body, mudd's women, pirates in space, sequins!, sirens, star trek, venus pill on June 6, 2009 | 2 Comments »
Dear CF,
I give you Episode 4 of Season 1 of the Original Star Trek, “Mudd’s Women,” complete with amiable pirate, diabolically sultry besequined space-ladies in search of husbands, undomesticated miners and the shiny heart-shaped “Venus pill.”
Youtube apparently won’t let me embed the episode, but click on Mudd’s women and they’ll beam you on up.
Fondly,
Millicent
Judging Jezebel
Posted in Lady Parts, Uncategorized, tagged a piece of the ladytalk pie, feminism, feminist blogs, Jezebel, XX Factor on May 14, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Dear CF,
What a delicious problem you’ve brought to our picnic table. Of course feminism shouldn’t be divisive. It should be like being pro-human, or pro-kid. BUT. By the time I finished this post I realized I was defending divisiveness and having a problem, not with feminism, but with how it gets tacitly defined (or rather [...]