The Oscars have just gone live, and the Spanx are out en masse. Millicent and I are so excited, we’ve been making the swag bag of our dreams, where the stars have their own products to shill.  So far, it would include:

  • Cloon’s Crispers (a sample of bacon from pork raised in Tenn. but smoked on Lake Cuomo)
  • Depp’s Deodornot
  • Dame Denchers (the best dentures for smiling without moving a muscle)
  • A petite vial of Mayered: For Men (cologne). Mayered: For Women has been discontinued
  • The Silver Fox (Special Edition Ipod for Meryl Streep, pearl encased)
  • God I’m Good (James Cameron’s Self-Love Machine, pump included)

We’ll stop while we’re ahead…


One Response to Swagtasia

  1. Pingback: James Cameron Is the King of the Echo People, and Other Good News! « Millicent and Carla Fran

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